dangerous denver animals

We took a fun road-trip to Denver and back. My wife's best friend was getting married, and I had a friend we hadn't seen in a few years... Off to Denver! For touristy stuff!

Saw the Botanical Gardens. The Aquarium. The Zoo. The Natural History museum. Lots of fun.

But, beware the sneaky zebras at the zoo:
I think he was setting me up for the following shark attack at the Aquarium. Thanks to my wife's quick thinking, blinding it with the flash, I was able to escape.
Doesn't seem safe to me. I'm so writing a letter.